January 27, 2007
To: Simon The Westie
From: Scotland Yard
Agent 009 from the feline unit has been transferred. Too lazy and too slow to perform his duty. Case is still open, though. We had confirmed a cell of the wild squirrels bunch (a.k.a. the nuts stealers) is currently operating in the US, Central Florida, to be precise; pretty close to your kingdom and within your radius of action. Proceed with caution. Agent 009 set a trap in a house we leased but was outwitted by one their members (see attached surveillance video. The cameras of alldumb.com recorded the whole incident). The case has been re-assigned to you. From now on you will report to SO10: Covert Operations...
…as always, should you or any of your force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This e-mail will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Simon, you are our only hope...
Saturday, January 27, 2007
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