January 24, 2007
To: Simon The Westie
From: Scotland Yard
The wild squirrels bunch..stop..dangerous criminal organization…stop…threat to the security of the nation…stop…last time seen in Great Britain around 1991…stop…presumed could be operating in the US…stop and space…
…desperately need your assistance…stop…undercover operation…stop…more information to follow…stop…watch attached video…stop…as always, should you or any of your force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This telegraphed e-mail will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Simon...
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
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