Santa, have mercy on me

Dear Santa,

Thanks for your reply to the previous post in comments.

Gossip flies and none of what they've told you is true. Well, maybe some portions of it. But nobody is perfect. In general, I would say I've been a good puppy and can prove it. As a matter of fact, if you review my list, you'll notice that item # 6 goes to the benefit of the Westie Rescue of America, a charity dedicated to help Westies in need. Therefore, the inclusion of such item not only demonstrates that I do have a heart but also my love and consideration to my neighbors as well.

I even went through the torture of a bath so I can meet you looking my best. My fur is now as white as the wings of an angel. (I am an ANGEL).

Come! I am waiting for you. I put up my stocking and customize it for this special occasion. The front side of the sock reads this:

and the back reads:

And there is more:

I prepared cookies for you and got fresh milk...

For us to share and enjoy this magical night. I want to sit and talk. Hear all about your delivery schedule for Christmas Night. Waiting for you to come...

... and waiting...and waiting...and waiting...

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........."