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It's a carefully choreographed daily habit.

Every time I get up it takes me exactly twenty-three seconds.

I call it the "morning westie routine".

The "westie routine" is written in my chromosomes and consists of a yawn, a stretch of body, a toss and a rubbing of my back against the carpet and finally shaking it all off.

Nothing like that after twenty hours of sleeping in order to be ready for a brand new day...