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Presidential Agenda

Simon the Westie is experienced.

Simon the Westie is knowledgeable.

Simon the Westie is your independent candidate, the guy to consider and a new alternative to the bipartisan choice.

I offer concrete solutions:

- Fix Social Security.

Under my government all pets will be able to apply for social security cards. The salary of service dogs such as K-9 officers or handicapped guides will not be taxed since they will be counted as dependants for the families they live with. This innovative measurement will bring more money into the people and motivate families who do not have pets to adopt one or more and take care of them.

- Stabilize the economy.

Pet service companies, dog food manufacturers as well as big and small supply retail stores will receive a generous tax cut. This will translate in an increase of cash flow that will generate more employment and reactivate the economy.

- Bring back family values.

Those who own pets will be able to leave office early on Fridays to go home and play with them. I have a plan to create playgrounds all over the country so every family in America will be able to take out their pets for a stroll in an environment of peace and safety. The result will be a much healthier society, much happier and more unified.

There are many more topics in my plan that will be revealed as we get closer to the elections. But for now, let's limit the discussion to the consideration of my proposals: Aren't they the brightest ideas you ever heard?

Simon for President

Dear Country Fellows,

After pondering for a long time about the current situation of our country and enormous challenges that we as Americans are facing, I have decided that I cannot be in anyway a stranger to the realities and the changes our society so desperately needs. Therefore, I have decided the best way to contribute to solving the problems is to take an active role in politics, go to Washington and rebuilt from scratch the political, economic and financial foundations of our great nation.

Yes, as you may have guessed by now, I am back and not as a common citizen, but as a presenter of solutions. It's official now: I am running for President. I signed up today at the local Petco as an independent candidate for the upcoming elections to be held in November 2008. But such an endeavor cannot be the product of one individual alone. It requires a wide consensus. Your participation will be vital and every vote will count, because conquering new spaces in the political arena is a challenge that requires the best of all of us.

I shall be presenting my plan of action in the upcoming days.

I am Simon The Westie and I approve this message.

(Petco did not have any affiliation with this political ad)